So I learned a few things on the Upper Level...

1. Italian food is delicious!
2. Thongs are for girls.
3. There are lots of fon machines but none of them talk like the big red one.
4. Those magazines I was reading are not comics...they are called porno.
5. I'd like to try a body shot with Nephry

Well, so much for that. It was kind of fun...like that time I dressed in drag and then went to a Council meeting.

Nephry, I'm back! And if you and Tear ever want to explore new options...I'm willing to watch. ♥

I LOVE BEING A HOT CHICK!


This rules.
I wish Jade was here to see this.

Being a woman definitely has it's advantages...

Now, to have some fun with Luke. ♥

Oh man, I woke up this morning and I felt...weird. Then I looked in the mirror and shit, I'm TEAR!

Freaked out or not, I have TITS. This is awesome. I'll never have to leave the house. ♥

Nephry, don't panic. These are fun, but yours are better!

I really miss Jade.
I would really like to hear him giving me an earful about Nephry.
Yeah. I would.

Nephry! Maybe we should share the good news with everyone? What do you think?

Heee...I'm not telling until she does!

I'm not sure if I still have my job at ShinRa, but if I do...that's great!

Hey...anyone up for a snowball fight?